capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

(Source: grintaire, via bl00dbuzz-0hio)

I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die

(Source: idiotgirlchild, via defendpoppink)